BREAKING: Jimmy Kimmel is F****ing

Ben Affleck.

And all of Hollywood is celebrating their video love story -- Don Cheadle, Brad Pitt, Cameron Diaz, Lance Bass...

Which of, course raises the question:  Who's funnier?

And why?  (I tend to think Sarah is funnier.... but then she reminds me of my little sister).

Link here.

Now... why did I do this diary.  It's funny.

And who knows how Sarah will respond.