What is up with Maureen Dowd?

I think a moment of levity would be warranted today.  I mean, the economy is in full on melt-down and the fed can't do a thing about it (link), the two leading deomcratic contenders for the nomination both look like they would lose to McCain in a head to head (link and link.). And like clockwork, Maureen Dowd has penned a screed against Bill Clinton.  It's almost like the old days when she couldn't stop slavering over his tryst with Monica. Link to DoDo.

I have my theories about what makes MoDo tick.  They tend to revolve around the idea that she has an unhealthy obsession with Bill Clinton's sex life. But let's hear yours.

What makeds Maureen Dowed singularly incapable of transcending her obsession with the Clintons?  Is it that she's off her meds? Is it that she's single?  Is it that she can't stand the idea that they have a working marriage (even if it's not the kind of marriage I'd like to have for even a second...)?

I think we can all agree that whether you support Edwards, Obama or Clinton, Maureen Dowd isn't good for much besides sniping...

Let me hear what you think.  Get creative.